Ponies with Mermaid Tails

The Haka

The Whole Foods Toilet Paper Section

Flying Ants

Flying Ants Swarming in the Kitchen

The Fact That Male Ants Don't Have Functioning Mouths

Foxes in Bike Baskets

Keeping a House Centipede as a Pet

Dick Wolf

Krista's Neice's Hairdo

Blackballing

Moving to Detroit

Wanting Lasagna in the Way That Garfield Wants Lasagna

The Magrudergrind/Scion Controversy

Obama's Death Stare

"Obama's Death Stare" as a Metal Band Name

Rare B-Sides

Light Bulbs Signifying Ideas

Dippin' Sauce

Crime

Obstructions

Graham Crackers

Old Fashioned Sour Cream Donuts

End of the Semester Grading

Payment Plans